What’s a funny prayer an atheist can say if his mom threatens to throw him out of the house if he doesn’t pray?

Question by Scienterrific Atheist! xD: What’s a funny prayer an atheist can say if his mom threatens to throw him out of the house if he doesn’t pray?
the family prayer at Thanksgiving dinner tomorrow?

My mom told me “Your gramma will be here, and it may be her last Thanksgiving! You’re leading the family prayer tomorrow or you can find a new place to live!”

My mother doesn’t seem to understand that her son is a full-grown 48-year old man, and is too old to be taking orders from his mother.

Scienterrific Atheist! xD
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Best answer:

Answer by mykl
Full grown 48 year old man and lives with mom (assuming that from what you wrote) is an oxymoron.

Better do what mommy tells you to do ” mr. full grown man”.

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